gar-dev-oir:

dama-dziewanna:

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

Which ed sheeran song is this

eddythebearcat:

oreoprince:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

SBE - stupid bitch energy

xidareyoutolovemex:

997:

FINALLY some representativity

representativity